1. Yes, he falls in lust 10 times a day–but it doesn’t mean he wants to leave you.
2. He actually does play sports to get away from you.
3. Every year he loves you more.
4. Earning money makes him feel important.
5. Though he often protests, he actually enjoys fixing things around the house.
6. He likes it when you mother him, but he’s terrified that you’ll become your mother.
7. Give him an inch and he’ll give you a lifetime. Translation: Let him be a dumb guy and play poker with his buddies or go on vacation alone, and he’ll love you forever for that.
8. He really doesn’t understand what you’re talking about when you discuss “issues” in your relationship. It makes no sense at all to him–even though he will nod in agreement and apparent understanding.
9. He is terrified when you drive.
10. He’ll always wish he was 25 again.